May 26, 2010
Somebody call Ja.

If you aren’t in the Bay Area, in particular, the South Bay Area, you would have no clue that Ja Rule is starring in a film that was shot in San Jose a couple of weeks ago, much the less was still in the entertainment game.  When the news hit, Facebooks and Twitter updates were flooded with Ja Rule.  No one I knew personally ran into Mr. Rule or Ja or whatever you like to call him until I talked to my friend Frank.  Ensuing chat transcript after the break.

Frank:  I have a picture to send you

Frank:  one sec

Sent at 3:28 PM on Wednesday

me:  OH HELL NAW

me:  YOU ACTUALLY SAW HIM

Frank:  YES

me:  how was he?

Frank:  at a bowling alley in san jose

Frank:  so comedy

me:  LOL

me: was he shooting or chillin?

Frank:  shooting

Frank:  he bowls like a white dude

me:  LOL

Frank:  I went up with marys friends to take a pic of them with him

Frank:  he was finishing a frame

Frank:  missed

Frank:  and was all “aw shucks!”

me:  LMAO

Frank:  and snapped his fingers

Frank:  so comedy

me:  NO WAYYYYYYYYYY

Frank:  I know

Frank:  I was trippin out

me:  was that a part of the script??

Frank:  nah

Frank:  he was there with his entourage

Frank:  no cameras

me:  oh you said he was shooting

Frank:  I have no idea why they were there

Frank:  shooting pins

me:  ah, got it

me:  you know he was shooting a film in sj, right?

Frank:  oh I didnt even know that

Frank:  its all clear now

me:  LOL

Frank:  yea I saw his bodyguard first

Frank:  and then his entourage

Frank:  and him in the middle

Frank:  and I was like to self

Frank:  damn that looks like ja rule

Frank:  his managers were all ja ja

Frank:  or rule rule

me:  no way

Frank:  yea

Frank:  it was awesome

Frank:  and his crew gave us there games

Frank:  *their

me:  whoa

me:  what alley was this??

Frank:  they left about 1130

Frank:  camden bowl

me:  HOLY SHIT

Frank:  cambrian I mean

Frank:  yea

Frank:  it was some mind fudgery

Frank:  my homie and I had a pitcher each

Frank:  and I was like

Frank:  I want a picture!

me:  lol

Frank:  so we approached

Frank:  he was really nice

Frank:  I shook his hand afterwards

me:  did you  bro hug??

Frank:  unfortch no

Frank:  his bodyguard was easily twice my size

me:  lol

Frank:  I think I was rowdy enough in the photo

Frank:  marys friends were like wow you were hamming it

Frank:  I was like is there any other way?

me:  lol

me:  he’s so widdle!

Frank:  for real tho

Frank:  I am 1 degree from steven seagal now

me:  thanks to you, i’m now two degrees of separation from ja

me:  LOL

Frank:  lol

Frank:  yea it was quite a night

Frank:  it was midnight bowling too

Frank:  so once he was there

Frank:  all they played were his videos

me:  like all five of them??

Frank:  yup!

me:  LOLZ

Frank:  backwards too

Frank:  they played like a bobby brown collab first

Frank:  adding to the z grade

Frank:  they didnt play can I get a what what til after he left

Frank:  I think that shoulda been first

Frank:  or its murda!

me:  lol

Frank:  no chicas with him tho

Frank:  all dudes

Frank:  his entourage

Sent at 3:42 PM on Wednesday

me:  j ro is taken nowadays

Frank:  and holy rolling http://www.christiancinema.com/catalog/newsdesk_info.php?newsdesk_id=1287

me:  oh word

me:  dude

me:  3lw

me:  i saw them perform with snow in toronto at their version of great america

me:  yeah, snow

me:  informer

Frank:  what???

me:  lol

me:  yeah

Frank:  fuck yea

Frank:  thats the only song I can name of his

Frank:  I remember 3lw

Frank:  but none of their tracks

Frank:  was it painfully hilarious?

me:  i dunno, i went to the top gun line