If you aren’t in the Bay Area, in particular, the South Bay Area, you would have no clue that Ja Rule is starring in a film that was shot in San Jose a couple of weeks ago, much the less was still in the entertainment game. When the news hit, Facebooks and Twitter updates were flooded with Ja Rule. No one I knew personally ran into Mr. Rule or Ja or whatever you like to call him until I talked to my friend Frank. Ensuing chat transcript after the break.
Frank: I have a picture to send you
Frank: one sec
Sent at 3:28 PM on Wednesday
me: OH HELL NAW
me: YOU ACTUALLY SAW HIM
Frank: YES
me: how was he?
Frank: at a bowling alley in san jose
Frank: so comedy
me: LOL
me: was he shooting or chillin?
Frank: shooting
Frank: he bowls like a white dude
me: LOL
Frank: I went up with marys friends to take a pic of them with him
Frank: he was finishing a frame
Frank: missed
Frank: and was all “aw shucks!”
me: LMAO
Frank: and snapped his fingers
Frank: so comedy
me: NO WAYYYYYYYYYY
Frank: I know
Frank: I was trippin out
me: was that a part of the script??
Frank: nah
Frank: he was there with his entourage
Frank: no cameras
me: oh you said he was shooting
Frank: I have no idea why they were there
Frank: shooting pins
me: ah, got it
me: you know he was shooting a film in sj, right?
Frank: oh I didnt even know that
Frank: its all clear now
me: LOL
Frank: yea I saw his bodyguard first
Frank: and then his entourage
Frank: and him in the middle
Frank: and I was like to self
Frank: damn that looks like ja rule
Frank: his managers were all ja ja
Frank: or rule rule
me: no way
Frank: yea
Frank: it was awesome
Frank: and his crew gave us there games
Frank: *their
me: whoa
me: what alley was this??
Frank: they left about 1130
Frank: camden bowl
me: HOLY SHIT
Frank: cambrian I mean
Frank: yea
Frank: it was some mind fudgery
Frank: my homie and I had a pitcher each
Frank: and I was like
Frank: I want a picture!
me: lol
Frank: so we approached
Frank: he was really nice
Frank: I shook his hand afterwards
me: did you bro hug??
Frank: unfortch no
Frank: his bodyguard was easily twice my size
me: lol
Frank: I think I was rowdy enough in the photo
Frank: marys friends were like wow you were hamming it
Frank: I was like is there any other way?
me: lol
me: he’s so widdle!
Frank: for real tho
Frank: I am 1 degree from steven seagal now
me: thanks to you, i’m now two degrees of separation from ja
me: LOL
Frank: lol
Frank: yea it was quite a night
Frank: it was midnight bowling too
Frank: so once he was there
Frank: all they played were his videos
me: like all five of them??
Frank: yup!
me: LOLZ
Frank: backwards too
Frank: they played like a bobby brown collab first
Frank: adding to the z grade
Frank: they didnt play can I get a what what til after he left
Frank: I think that shoulda been first
Frank: or its murda!
me: lol
Frank: no chicas with him tho
Frank: all dudes
Frank: his entourage
Sent at 3:42 PM on Wednesday
me: j ro is taken nowadays
Frank: and holy rolling http://www.christiancinema.com/catalog/newsdesk_info.php?newsdesk_id=1287
me: oh word
me: dude
me: 3lw
me: i saw them perform with snow in toronto at their version of great america
me: yeah, snow
me: informer
Frank: what???
me: lol
me: yeah
Frank: fuck yea
Frank: thats the only song I can name of his
Frank: I remember 3lw
Frank: but none of their tracks
Frank: was it painfully hilarious?
me: i dunno, i went to the top gun line